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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via disowns)

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mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying
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"I’d be his, if he asked."
-(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: allineedissix, via slim-and-svelte)

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"I adore everything about you
it’s nothing that you do
it’s just you"
-Left Boy - Everything flows (via wastemytimealone)

(via nutbustin)